Worst Damn Sports Analogy, Period

No story to link to here -- I'm watching the Vikings-Raiders game, and the Raiders are running all over the Vikes, who haven't helped the defense out by coughing up the ball at least four time. They're down by eleven in the 4th quarter.

The announcer, Bill Maas, decided that he would be clever about the Vike's lack of run defense. This is what he said:

"The Vikings need a whole case of Immodium, because they can't stop Oakland's runs."

Ha ha, hee hee. Sam Rosen was just about speechless after that crack, if you'll pardon my pun. I'd say Maas needs something to stop his diarrhea of the mouth.

And the Vikes just fumbled again. Oh goody.

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