Blackfive: French Boycott Continues

Here's my first vote for this week's Carnival entry -- Blackfive's deep commitment to the French boycott:

The biggest fight that I have ever had with my wife in over six years of marriage was over my personal French Boycott. She had gone shopping and brought back some wine which happened to be made in France. She opened it before I knew what it was, and I asked her to pour it down the drain.

Of course, my wife knows me well, and she knows how much it would kill me to watch good booze destroyed. But, we went back and forth over it and she finally poured it down the drain, looking me in the eye the whole time.

He'd get my vote even if he wrote atrocious posts just for going through with that, but fortunately, he's a good writer. Check out his blog while you're there. And make sure to read the comments, too ... the second one, Doc Russia, has an even better suggestion.

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