Prophylactics Win The Game

[sigh] The University of Spoiled Children managed to just squeak by the Fighting Irish ... uh ... 45-14.

The Trojans eased more than two decades of frustration by cruising to a 45-14 victory before a sellout crowd of 80,795.

The victory was USC's first here since 1997 and the Trojans' second since 1981. USC's 45 points were the most the Trojans have scored at Notre Dame Stadium, and the second-most ever scored by any Fighting Irish opponent here.

The Irish stayed with the Condoms through the first quarter, but after that it was all USC, otherwise known as The Best College Team Money Can Buy.

(don't ya just love good sportsmanship?)

[double sigh]

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